Mommy told me to

Last night Eric was getting Elise out of the car. She was picking her nose (sorry, I know it's gross) when he got her out. She then proceeded to wipe her booger on Eric's jacket. This was the following conversation:

Eric- Why did you do that, Elise? Why did you wipe your booger on my jacket?
Elise- Mommy told me to.

FYI: I didn't tell her to do it.

Hold my hand

We were driving to Jackson on Christmas Day and in one big breath Elise said, "Hold my hand! Hold my hand! Someone please hold my hand!" Then, she was asleep.

Chocolate

As Elise finished off a piece of chocolate on Christmas morning, she said to herself, "mmmm...chocolate so good..."

Be Quiet

This morning I overheard this conversation between Eric and Elise:

Elise- Be quiet!
Eric- Who are you telling to be quiet?
Elise- You
Eric- You better not be telling me to be quiet.
Elise- I'm not telling you to be quiet. Telling me to be quiet. Be quiet, me!

yuck.

Eric just dropped a piece of ice on the floor. Elise saw it, got down on the floor, and said, "Want to eat off floor." She then proceeded to lick ice off of the floor.

Disgusting.

Hence the word "Hot"

Drinking hot cocoa one morning...
E- Daddy, my hot cocoa is hot.

I Not Choke

Grandpa- (talking to Eric) Can Elise have some of these peppermint sticks?
Eric- No, she doesn't need any. I'm afraid she'll choke on them.
Elise- (who had been listening the whole time) "I not choke on those!